Johnny Appleseed

I was on my way to work yesterday morning and I had the privledge of seeing Johnny Appleseed himself. He was walking along 3rd Avenue, not too far from the water treatment plant. He was pulling behind him a suitcase on wheels. He had on a jacket with a hoodie underneath (obviously the Johnny Appleseed of the 21st century) and he had a long white beard.

How did I know it was Johhny Appleseed?

On top of his head was a pot, an orange enamel stock pot most likely from the 70s. That's how I knew it was him. Hopefully he planted some apple trees in my yard on his route...that'd be nice.