Maybe I like you and Maybe I don't

If I were a domestic car, I would run myself off of a cliff and become a foreign car. Domestic cars suck.

If I were chocolate, I would be white chocolate (duh!)

If I were an animal, I would be a cat. I could go to the bathroom whenever I wanted, clean myself, nap all day. Get excited over something like a fly and well, just be awesome.

If I were a late night talk show host, I would be Letterman...Leno is so annoying.

If I were a board game, I would be Trivial Pursuit because I'm full of really intelligent questions and answers and also really lame ones.

If I were a teenager again, I would have spent more time with my family and less with my friends, and definetly less time napping.

If I were a color, I would be white (duh!)