Things that gross me out

Let me start by saying that the main bathroom where I work is most similar to a nast mall bathroom. It smells of mall and looks of mall. The worst part is that EVERYtime I go in there to use it, there is without fail, a pubic hair on the toilet seat. I always use the seat protecors, but I'm afraid that's not always enough. It also grosses me out when other people come in to use the bathroom and will talk to me (I have no problem conversing while I empty my body) but its when they leave and don't wash their hands. Ewww. I can't tell you how many pot lucks we have at work. We really need to start labeling who brings what...so I know who's food NOT to eat. Don't get me wrong, my kitchen floor needs to be mopped and I'm sure there are plenty of dust bunnies or dust great danes living under my furniture, so I can't complain about cleanliness...but I can complain about hygene, because mine is awesome...long armpit hair or not...I'm clean.

Here is a brief list of other things that gross me out -in no particular order:
opposums
opposum babies
cat vomit
dog shit
petrified dog shit
hairballs in the drain
bathrooms that men use (when no women are around to clean them)
toe jam
big wet stringy boogers
wet facial tissues
sour milk, mine or a cows...doesn't matter, its gross
scabs (especially when people pick them and show them off)
new born baby poo (like cottage cheese and mustard)
cottage cheese with fruit (I really love cottage cheese, but only with savory compliments)
this list
slimy mold water with mosquito larva in it
pennies that are stuck together with who knows what
old gum in the bottom of my purse (usually unwrapped and covered in lint)
epidurals


This list wil grow as I think of and encounter new things that gross me out.

Until then, enjoy.