What the Hell did you think I said?!

I remember bath time as being so much fun. I had certain barbies that came in the tub with me and it was especially fun when my mom would come in and take a crap while I was in there. "the other bathroom is occupied," she would say. I gagged often as a child.
This weekend my brother, sisters and I are throwing my mom a suprise 65th birthday party. We are so excited. Family and friends are flying in for the event and so far mom has no clue whats happening. I'm trying to help her decide what to get for her next tattoo. She got her first when she turned 60 and she says that its time for her second. My mom is awesome. I wish all moms were as awesome as mine is. I hope I'm as awesome a mom as my mom is. Depends on how much my kids are like me I guess...don't know if I could handle more than one of my attitude in my house. Sorry Jeff. I know its rough...but get over it already.
We went to the state park this weekend and took a stroll around the lake. It was beautiful out and the colors were amazing. I wish everyday could be like Saturday.
So, I found out that we will find out what the sex of this next baby is on December 21st. I can hardly wait that long...I'm dying to know. I really think that its another boy, but Jeff is trying to convince me that its a girl. I have to remind him that biologically, I can only make girls, its all on him from there. I don't care what we have...I'll have 5 boys, won't that be fun. I'll line them all up and see who can pee the farthest in the yard, or better yet, who can make their stream reach the neighbor's dog.
Ahh...what will life be like in 10 more years?

2 Comments:
I bet you are a pretty kick-ass mom.
pretty funny about your mom crapping as you bathed. that totally sounds like something brooke will do.
lol. amy, we really must spend time together. i bet you are a great mom.
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