Ants have pets and the State of my Uterus Address

So, I was watching the Animal Planet channel last night and they were re-playing a program that Jeff and I had watched not too long ago and so I thought I'd share the fascinating facts with you all. Here it is: Ants are the only other creature on earth (besides us humans) that keep pets. Isn't that crazy?!?! They keep little bugs...which I believe are also ants, but another variety. They feed them and take care of them and in turn, the little bugs help the ants do their work. I think that's cute!

On to a more serious matter. Fellow Americans, I am here to inform you that the State of my Uterus is not sound. Ha..can you believe I told the truth?!?!
I learned today that my uterus is roughly the size of a soccer ball. Babies at this stage are said to be about 1.2 pounds and about 13 inches long. I know that as of last week, my baby was 2 pounds already. So...I'm going to go ahead and throw it out there that my uterus is probably more the size of one of those red balls that we all played with in elementary school. You know, the ones that we all threw at the nerdy kids, or the kids who didn't speak english. Then they would run off crying and you would get in trouble and have to apologize to the kid and go to the principal's office. You know the one.

I've decided that after Tallulah is born, I'm making Jeff take me out for a big steak and baked potato meal. I want at least 2 pints of some kind of beer. I'm just so hungry now, but because of my red dodge ball sized uterus, I get full so fast...then I'm hungry again 30 minutes later.

Back to the daily grind.